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4:52 pm
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14/08/2006
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I thought that it seemed a bit windy this morning. At work I heard a few crashes outside. I went to look out of the window and big sheets of metal were getting ripped off of our roof... It was an awesome sight!
[img:553mkjk6]http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/29/roof1_gallery__298x400.jpg[/img:553mkjk6]
This was one of the bigger bits. I can't believe that it didn't damage the tram power lines!
[img:553mkjk6]http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/29/taxi2_gallery__470x360.jpg[/img:553mkjk6]
Somehow a lamp post also broke and hit a guy on the head. I hope he's alright.
Lucky that I packed my own lunch today because the cops didn't let anybody leave our building...
Paul
9:27 am
23/01/2005
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did you see it on the news? huge bits of sheet iron flying off the roof and smashing on the road.
dam this wind grace!
1:51 pm
15/05/2006
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I just went up to the money hungry council to drop a cheque in for the rates on the shop, and I saw a mother and her (around)17 yearold son waiting in the corner, when the Council Ranger called them up to the counter....
[i:24tiuiat]"O.k. I see you have paid the fine.... Now it's an extra $30 fee to obtain the skateboard back..."[/i:24tiuiat]
"What?!? I just paid a huge fine, why do I need to pay an extra 30 bucks to get the skateboard back?, I'm not paying that!"
[i:24tiuiat]"It's a standard 30 dollar impound and holding fee."[/i:24tiuiat]
"Fuck this shit, you pack of fucking cunts!!!!"
The kid turned around and fly kicked this stand that had a water dispenser on it and it went everywhere... then they casually walked out and slammed the door into the wall.....
Oh well, it looks like the mayor isn't going to get his extra petrol money to feed his $95,000 6 litre Holden Calais....
2:52 pm
23/01/2005
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hahahahaha
30 bucks to impound a skateboard, local council's are one o the worst things in the country
3:56 pm
30/12/2005
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And you just know that the mayor's out and about busting totally eXtreme grinds and radical stunts with the impounded board before hitting the mall to chill with his bros.
6:11 pm
20/01/2006
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[quote="Cosmic Burrito":qm38s08k]And you just know that the mayor's out and about busting totally eXtreme grinds and radical stunts with the impounded board before hitting the mall to chill with his bros.[/quote:qm38s08k]
haha, reminds me of the simpsons episode.
seriously though, I wonder how the attendants son liked the new board. <!-- s
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7:49 pm
16/02/2007
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[img:isx3qh6p]http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u68/kaoskreator/Sexwithtina.jpg[/img:isx3qh6p]
I love you Tina, but it was too good to pass up.
11:08 am
25/08/2005
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oh,i like that one,very nice...i wonder if gay people wear grills???? i know one that does!!! [Image Can Not Be Found]
11:49 am
25/01/2005
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Ali,
Problem:?HEART ATTACK....59YOM
REC UNIT SELECTED E1511036
WARNING: FAILED to selcall unit Z9 at 01:12
CHANGED CODE BY ERROR.......PT IS UNCONSCIOUS
Unit DTM01 dispatched WITHOUT a selcall number. Automated selcall activation is impossible at 01:17 hrs
Event Type changed from 31D1 to 31D3 at: 31/05/07 01:16:04
Event Type changed from 31D3 to 31D1 at: 31/05/07 01:16:13
Event Type changed from 31D1 to 9D1 at: 31/05/07 01:17:01
** Cross Referenced to Event # E1511036 at: 31/05/07
SC: AFEMR SUSPECTED CARDIAC ARREST (MAS CH3)
Regards,
Ryan
12:20 am
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18/09/2005
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[url:1uoev8tl]http://allisonstokkepics.com/wp-content/gallery/track-pics/allison1.jpg[/url:1uoev8tl]
Hottest chick.
Hands down.
Fin.
1:43 am
25/02/2005
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looks like it gone through photo shop???
11:16 pm
08/02/2005
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i got better...
7:51 am
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23/01/2005
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[quote="tina_thekeener@flatland":3q096t7q]i got herpes...[/quote:3q096t7q]
10:40 am
25/08/2005
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i second that motion... [Image Can Not Be Found]
1:21 pm
15/05/2006
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*I got 2 fucking punctures yesterday!! 2 of em!!!! within about 1 and a half hours of each other, the back... then the front. [Image Can Not Be Found]
*You know that stupid telstra ad where they are passing a coloured box to all these different people and some random person unwraps the next layer? ("Share the good" or some shit slogan?)
Check out the last chick that gets the box, she's a babe... probably around 18 or so.... but hey, she's hot... [Image Can Not Be Found]
And speaking of hot chicks, [Image Can Not Be Found]....................
*The hottest thing I saw around here, was this tall drink of water; blonde, slim, huge jubblies.... she was at the servo and I was lined up behind her, checking her out....
She turns around and I notice she had a fucking gun holstered on her side.... my eyeballs nearly fell out.... fark!
Turns out she was just about to clock on at the cop shop.
Typical though, the hottest thing I've seen around here all week and she's packing heat. [Image Can Not Be Found]
1:28 pm
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18/09/2005
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I saw that in Hyde Park once. Hot as fuck chick, tight pants with the g-string showing through, and awesome body, with a gun strapped on her hip.
BANG FUCKING BANG
7:13 pm
15/05/2006
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I just snapped my odyssey intac seat post clean in half!!!!!! [Image Can Not Be Found]
Fark man... 2 punctures in a row, now this.....
It's weird, this post has copped a huge flogging for so many front wheel tricks, I decide to venture onto the rear wheel for a bit of a go, about 30 seconds later the bike hits the ground, then the seat and the seatpole just roll away from the bike.... [Image Can Not Be Found]
I would probably actually rather it like this though, (using the post like a 'fuse') I would rather snap a post than completely bend the part of the frame it sits in..
The cosmic ballet goes on..........
7:35 pm
21/08/2005
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I haven't broken anything for ages, because I haven't been able to ride because of a damn flu! Ah alas life goes on.
What is it with flatland, you get the shits with it, but you can never stop thinking about it and wanting to jump on and go for a ride! Bit like women I guess? <!-- s --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_lol.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" /><!-- s -->
8:28 pm
16/05/2007
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I cant say I've broken that much on my bikes, I've snapped brake springs and busted my coaster too..but nothing major..I also go through alot of different sets of brakes..but thats just because I cant make up my mind...I've got a new set coming this week..they will be my 6th or 7th different sets of brakes in 4 years
8:30 pm
08/02/2005
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ive snapped bars. cracked frame, cracked forks, snapped waaaaay too many axles. snapped like 50 chains, broke brake leavers. broken 2 seats, broken a seatpole. cracked cranks, bent sprockets. cracked a sprocket. i cant think of anything else :-s
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