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10:51 pm
15/05/2006
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Today I was trying something a little different in barflipping stuff, and it backfired real bad...
I tried to barflip into a crackpacker, turning the opposite grip, I flicked... jumped... and fucking stab!!!! I copped a bar-end right up the arse at maximum velocity, I stayed there for a good 1/2 second trying to suspend my body weight in my arms... and of course my puckered ring trying its best to accommodate a jagged chunk of alloy...
Then it hit... a searing pain that arched my back into the shape of half of a McDonalds logo... and I fell into a screaming heap... My hands clutching my arse cheeks as I automatically curled into a fetal position on the cold ground gasping for deep breaths as I pushed myself around in circles with my feet...
I tried to get up, I fell straight back down... All colours just instantly amplified... I felt a raging sense to vomit... I puked..., half a V-energy drink and half a litre of water.
I couldn't see properly... My head felt like it had seperated from my body... I didn't know where I was...
And as the pain subsided... I still couldn't walk properly, I picked up my bike and limped on both feet letting the bars steer the way back to my car...
I sat there... Wide eyed, deep in thought as to what had just happened...
Oh God....
7:46 am
25/08/2005
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you are no longer a virgin my friend...embrace it!!! <!-- s
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10:14 am
27/10/2007
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I'm sorry it happend to you ginny, but I have to say it.
This brings new meaning to the phrase "framewhore". Your at the next level my friend. In all honesty, I hope you feel better, and I also hope no one saw it happen.
2:05 pm
25/02/2005
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thats the funniest thing that i have heard in ages...
10:10 pm
15/05/2006
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Ohh man... does it ever end..? Another kid that is proud to be 'different' and is obsessed with taking pics of himself... you guessed it... it's Paved Paradise!
[img:pa1mh91y]http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/695/bike001ko9.jpg[/img:pa1mh91y]
[img:pa1mh91y]http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9907/bike010ap2.jpg[/img:pa1mh91y]
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11:10 pm
07/07/2007
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What is it with emo kids and growing up, and still looking like emo kids? It's like... grown man in child's clothes, seriously. Which is kindapartly related to the above photos.
11:13 pm
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31/05/2007
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Nah, its all about his toy. Ginny want to try one and will never be able to,
there's only 3 or 4. [Image Can Not Be Found]
11:49 am
07/07/2007
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LOL. True true. [Image Can Not Be Found]
12:02 pm
27/10/2007
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Anyone care to decipher this for me?
Frame CRMO main tubes Franko design w/ fillet lower gusset, ovalized downtube/chainstays, 6mm thick dropouts, welded ORYG tabs
Fork Hawkeye OS steel, 1 3/8" legs
Handlebar DB w/ 6 7/8" rise
Grips DB Double Up dual-ply kraton
Stem alloy threadless
Brakes ProMax alloy u-brake
Cranks 175mm CRMO 1pc w/ Skull 44t chainring
BB steel retainer style
Pedals Alloy platform
Rims Alex Y303 48h alloy
Hubs alloy 48h w/ 14mm rear axle
Chain KMC Z410 1/8" blk/sil
Tires DB Crazy Train 20x2.25/1.95
Seat and Seat Post DB padded, 25.4mm steel
Color(s) Olive, Nite
Detangler SST Oryg
12:20 pm
22/11/2005
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is it a cheap ass diamond back bicycle ??????
12:39 pm
27/10/2007
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[quote="riderforlife":2xu94a8n]is it a cheap ass diamond back bicycle ??????[/quote:2xu94a8n]
Bullseye.
11:04 pm
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23/01/2005
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I have one thing to say to this kid......
Give Colin McCay back his hair!!!!
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12:16 am
25/02/2005
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[quote="Ginny":1q58hf67]
[img:1q58hf67]http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9907/bike010ap2.jpg[/img:1q58hf67]
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isn't that look like that Tina??? how is that c-walker scuffing along now anyways???
9:26 am
15/05/2006
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[quote="Katie":2prb0bmy][quote="Paradoxium":2prb0bmy]Nah, its all about his toy. Ginny want to try one and will never be able to,
there's only 3 or 4. [Image Can Not Be Found][/quote:2prb0bmy]
LOL. True true.[/quote:2prb0bmy]
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That's it, you two have been banned for such ridiculous behaviour...
10:11 am
27/10/2007
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Anyone ever have an mri?
10:22 pm
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18/09/2005
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Ive had about 10 of them.
2:17 am
30/12/2005
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Because 'dezza' is an idiot.
I've never played badminton beyond randomly smacking a shuttlecock in high school PE, but like every sport, there's a unique skill involved.
But whomping a feathered knob around a court with a racquet is a little easier to master than something like a hiker or a wheelchair.
12:45 pm
15/05/2006
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LMAO hey guyz wuts going on? LOL
[img:28v0zupg]http://tk.files.storage.msn.com/x1pCFuELfk4HG7w12KEHpy1L0eEKXCSthsVG3Qkso2vi0YaxkQq_I2EJ5p5xakXlfsPouuvyGY3deb-RF3cMW7X5xFoFLTByGqqetG-itUD_yWSWmzFjOIZTnb3_6hd1XYae3m5NSKk_js[/img:28v0zupg]
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