12:10 pm
25/02/2005
*updated with a more readable version...
good write up for sure...
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12:35 am
25/02/2005
updated previous post^^^^
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any
sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to
seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist
Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your
crose.'
The woman did as she was told.
'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'
Again the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me .'
So she did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed
Zachary disease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'
Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary
Disease ?'
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face
look Ed Zachary like your ass.'
1:17 am
hahahahahahahahaha, i laughed so hard i coughed up a toe, i tried to put my toe back by forcing it with my hand now i have an elbow stuck in my throut, and my toe is causing me to have 3 testicle's now, if anyone has experienced this before and has any info on how to fix my dilema, please don't hesitate to pop round, i heard of 1 remedy but i can't kick my own @$$ to recover from this.
brett i went to that doctor he said the same thing to me, the only thing that upset me was, i like to give a goodbye kiss and he said get your @$$ out my face.....[Image Can Not Be Found]
8:12 am
25/02/2005
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.
When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read,
stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream,
cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.
8:13 am
25/02/2005
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"
11:13 am
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31/05/2007
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