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[quote="mik":gcmqdobw]i saw the funniest thing ever on sunday,grant,myself n ritchie r riding at imax n all the fixys r up the other end of imax gaying it up n they decide to prance past a bunch of skaters riding a homemade grind box next to us then it got hilarious!!!! As they ride past,1 gaylord decides to say something smart to a skater n it was on,i havnt seen soooooooo much abuse thrown at the fixys since i grabbed 4 of em n tried to start em due to their smartass remarks as usual,these skaters verbally raped these girls,sorry i mean men in tight supre jeans n little hats,and i havnt seen 75 or so people flee the scene so fast since grant took his pants off whilst riding (just kidding!!!),but seriously it was soooo funny...these 7 skaters got so amped at these guys n so did some of the general public,i shit you not the public were telling them to ride real bikes and to stop being fuckwits just as much as the skaters were,it was amazing to see that we arent the only people who think they are pretentious wanks aswell..Grant,ritchie n myself were just sitting there in awe as we always thought it was just us that thinks they were twats,guess not...What a great day!!!! And before anyone complains as usual saying we are ignorant or anything else,99% of you have sat there n given them shit at one time or another and dont say you havnt,dont let you seeming good hearted towards the world in front of everyone on the internet stop you from admitting they have pissed you off before or you havnt given them shit either..Great day riding aswell [Image Can Not Be Found][/quote:gcmqdobw]
There were 75 fixie riders at IMAX!!!!!! What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!? Did they have another skid competition? Hahaha
12:45 am
25/02/2005
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Here's a joke that was emailed to me and thought it was amusing,
So being a nice person i decided to share it with you'...
[quote:2otj6hry]EDITORIAL: If you can read the whole story without tears of laughter running down your cheeks then there's no hope for you.
NOTE: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is.
Houstonians actually have a Chili cook-off about the time the Rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome. These notes are from an inexperienced chili taster named
Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:
"Recently, I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions where I could find the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two Judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted."
Here are the scorecards from the event:
[b:2otj6hry]Chili # 1 Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili[/b:2otj6hry]
Judge #1--A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge #2--Nice, smooth, tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge #3--(me). Holy SHIT, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.
[b:2otj6hry]Chili # 2 Arthur's Afterburner Chili[/b:2otj6hry]
Judge #1--Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge #2--Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge #3--Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
[b:2otj6hry]Chili # 3 Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili[/b:2otj6hry]
Judge #1--Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.
Judge #2--A bean less chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge #3
8:18 pm
16/02/2007
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[quote="flatpaul":3u81y45m][quote="mik":3u81y45m] Fixie rantD[/quote:3u81y45m]
There were 75 fixie riders at IMAX!!!!!! What the fuck?!?!?!?!?!? Did they have another skid competition? Hahaha[/quote:3u81y45m]
When I was there I rang Sean and he mentioned there was an alley cat on somewhere.
When were you there Mik? I was there for a while and it was just me and that Ballarat guy.
3:27 am
25/02/2005
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25/01/2005
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[img:3ie2m4y0]http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/does_he_look_like_a_bitch.jpg[/img:3ie2m4y0]
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@ Brett, loved that chilli story, geeez!! [Image Can Not Be Found]
@ Ryan, I play this game with my kids. Does he look like a bitch, I lol'd hard! <!-- s
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27/10/2007
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Is there anybody out there!?
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25/02/2005
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12:19 pm
25/02/2005
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After not riding for a few weeks I finally got of my lazy ass and remembered why taking time off is bad...
8:25 pm
16/02/2007
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I finally had a little flatland session. Haven't had a solid one in over a year. Hang 5 to whiplash feels doable.
10:19 am
25/02/2005
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What ever happened to Todd??? He hasn't posted on global
For about 2 years and maybe even longer on here...
3:34 am
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14/08/2006
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I think Todd filled the gaps in his life and now he doesn't need to ride anymore. I'm sure he'd ride if he lived near other people who were doing it. Not everyone is the same. I'd ride if I was the last person on Earth but it's really who I am. Todd has a lot of other interests - He's definitely not just sitting around doing nothing that's for sure! We all ride for different reasons mate.
Paul
12:46 pm
25/02/2005
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Nah I accidentally clicked on an old thread and saw his name and knowing he does/did have ownership to this site that's all...
4:56 am
22/11/2005
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[quote="flatpaul":1631ypvv] We all ride for different reasons mate. Paul[/quote:1631ypvv]
i only ride for the money.
4:30 pm
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23/01/2005
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Bit of bad taste, but wth
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6:07 am
01/05/2010
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That's one 'clumsy bastard' haha
[quote:33p6s4k2]SOURCE
12:20 pm
22/11/2005
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[quote="Joel C":8kcuvag2]That's one 'clumsy bastard' haha
[quote:8kcuvag2]SOURCE
4:28 pm
25/01/2005
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That versions a hoax. Original story was from USA and involved marines and they didn't injure the thief.
5:42 pm
01/05/2010
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Really? I got it forwarded to me via email.. Isn't everything on the internet true and accurate? <!-- s
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Oh well.. It made me laugh anyways..
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